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Hey, you. Yes, you — the exhausted human.
You’re not broken, you’re just slightly overcooked.
It's time for a different approach.
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I guide frazzled nervous systems and overwhelmed heads back to relief, breathing room, and the good stuff again (even if it's for 5 minutes while the kettle boils).
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I lived with burnout for years — I know how heavy this feels. But in my own coming-back-to-life, I realised: life doesn't have to feel like survival.
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When you understand your nervous system — and learn to regulate it without perfection, pressure, or performance — your whole world shifts.
You get more energy, more steadiness, and way more abundance.
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This isn’t self-care fluff. It’s you, restored. And when you’re restored, your impact skyrockets.
I take your joy (really) seriously.
I’m Chloe Markham, and I bring thinkers, feelers, and doers like you back to life through joy, rest, and nervous system repair.
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My work exists in opposition to the cult of productivity, the gospel of 'more', and the myth that happiness must be earned.
No social media performance. No hustle masquerading as purpose. No false gurus in linen trousers.
Just a grounded, rebellious return to the body, the earth, and the actual joy of being alive.
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I'm here to make joy the antidote to burnout, and to help you remember that life doesn’t need optimising — it needs enjoying.
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"Seriously, Chloe will change your life! Can not recommend her enough!"
- Billie
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